4 July 2009 - 21:0815-year-olds read my site

From: Chesterfield 2 (sephitroph69@yahoo.com)

To: Rigolega/ChesterfieldKing

Date: 24 Jun 2009 – 16:29

Chesterfield 1, you’re a humongous fag. These blog posts are not funny they’re stupid. You’re gay.

Your inane senseless ramblings mean nothing on this planet, two people read this blog.

Also Rigolega you too are a fag. I  clicked the link to your site and it is the biggest and shitiest Onion ripoff I’ve ever come across. You are a little turd like Chesterfield who gets fucked in his ass like a bitch.

Have fun writing your crappy blogs once every two months and keep sucking dick maybe one day your dad will pay you for it.
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Ah, to be 15 again. Nothing like getting out of remedial summer school classes, jerking off to scat porn and firing off angry messages to strangers. I remember those days. Except without the remedial summer school classes, scat porn or emailing strangers, because I wasn’t a fucking failure when I was 15.

You use an interesting insult, putting down the “two” readers of Chesterfield’s blog as people who have nothing else better to do than read “inane senseless ramblings.” Let’s make two apeshit assumptions for your sake: 1) that you’re right about the quality of Chesterfield’s writing and the number of readers he has and 2) that you used your limited mental capacity to actually read the site in order to deem Chesterfield’s work as “inane senseless ramblings.” That would put you in the same boat as the two readers you insulted, thus suggesting that you have nothing else better to do than submit yourself to reading “stupid, not funny, gay” blog posts. And, judging by the time you posted your comment, 4:29 p.m. on a Wednesday, and taking into account the 1½-2 hours you probably wasted convincing yourself that your comment would singlehandedly stop his writing, coming up with your cleverly hilarious, homophobic insults, and combing through it for grammar and spelling errors in a vain attempt to look intelligent, thus putting the time at which you began writing your hate at about 1:59-2:29 p.m., otherwise known as the middle of the fucking workday, I’d say that’s accurate. But that’s giving you a lot of credit because I’m convinced that you’re merely talking out of your ass, like all 15-year-olds.

Regardless, you sure did invest a lot of time hating something “inane.” So, though you may question the quality of Chesterfield’s writing, we can all rest assured that you’re a complete fucking moron, without question.

As for the problems you have with my site, you’re one hell of a sleuth, catching me ripping off the Onion. After five years of writing original content, you revealed me for the fraud I am based on four articles I’ve written on this site. Your next assignment is finding out where in the world Carmen Sandiego is, Gumshoe Dumbass.

The style I used really has nothing to do with my distaste for journalism, having NEVER WRITTEN ON THE SUBJECT BEFORE and my desire to show that anyone capable of reading and writing can be called a journalist. I know it must be hard to comprehend, having the awareness of a pile of pig shit as you do, but it’s almost as if I used comedy and satire to voice my distaste for the media. How could I forget that the Onion has EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS TO SATIRIZE THE NEWS? Regardless, I would love for you to direct me to the smaller, less shitty “Onion ripoffs” that you are using in comparison to mine. That is, if you have time in between bitching about the content on obscure websites and equating anything bad to homosexuality, Fred Phelps.

The best thing is, for all the gay bashing you do, your email address is taken after a video game character once voiced by Lance Bass. Moron.