A retromodicom Review.

Today I saw some suck ass show on ABC. “Which one?” is what you’re thinking, since there’s no real way to tell since all ABC broadcasts is shit. All Bullshit Channel. It’s called “The Days” and it’s some “hot new summer drama”. It’s a hot load of turd. If you see any more than 15 seconds of this show, you will come to the conclusion that a mule with a camera tied to its head is filming. I have never seen worse camera work in my life. It’s nauseating. I was in a Radio/TV arts class last year, and can safely say I know 14 year olds who do better shooting. Then aside from the Parkinson’s afflicted camera crew, the story line is absolute bullshit. Let me describe these shitheads. MORE »

Last Halloween I was at a party and had my eyes raped by the single worst movie in existence.

Bullshit.

(That wasn’t photoshopped. Come on now, it looks like he’s pinching off a fucking torpedo). Seriously, I’d rather watch the Disney Channel than this shit. I know it’s a little late, but since Rigolega has just infiltrated the internet: System of Posers, I figured it’s high time to stop the shit train. MORE »

I hate blogs, and I hate people who use them. This means you too. Before you ask yourself, “If u h8 dem so much y do u use dem??!@ LOL!!1″ go jump in a woodchipper. I’ve read blogs since I’ve used the internet, and all of them consist of someone writing about whenever they eat a meal, take a shit, go somewhere, or wipe their vagina. Funny thing is, no one gives half a shit, and anyone who does ought to be punched in the ovaries, because the only people who care enough to write about their PMS on the internet for everyone to read are women. So I’m going to use this so far awesome product to set straight what many assholes who consider themselves “Special, talented and unique” have fucked up. The only opinion that matters is mine, because I am incomprehensibly awesome. Any opinion you read is mine, and I have every right to base my opinions on whatever criterea I deem acceptable. Now go away droopy dick. I hope all of you bloggers out there choke.

-Bloggers hope I choke.