With the election drawing ever closer, people are constantly talking about who’s going to lead our country the best for the next four years. Who will it be? Will we continue to thrive under possibly the greatest president of all time, George W. Bush? Or perhaps his term will end with another up and coming genius coming to power in John Kerry. While people argue about who will do what to make this country better, I decided that it would be un-American to not share my opinion on each party. I’m always asked whether I’m a Democrat or Republican, so I’m going to set the record straight. Who does Rigolega believe will lead this country better? Kerry or Bush? Democrats or Republicans?

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Believe me, there are a ton of phrases I hate, and eventually I’ll get around to sharing all of them with everyone. But just for the sake of your mortal soul, I’m going to share with you, the querulous dumbass, three phrases that should never be uttered while in my presence lest you have the urge to have your spine torn out through your ass. MORE »

The other day I was out kicking ass, being awesome and eating some beef jerky when I walked into some corner store. I walked up to the counter with some more beef jerky and saw something that confused me. Not many things confuse me, except maybe why everyone out there is a complete dumbass, but what I saw was perplexing. Since when did condoms come in flavors? What’s the fucking point?

Really, why would you want to buy a condom, let alone a flavored condom? Condoms are used by unreliable jerks who can’t control their sperm shooter for vaginal intercourse so that either A) she won’t get pregnant when his shooter misfires prematurely or B) to prevent the spread of diseases. If he/she has a disease, fuck sex of any kind with that strumpet, ass hat. You have to drop that bitch/man slut like a hot turd and reevaluate your life. What difference does it make whether or not a condom tastes like cherry or lemon or diarrhea? I didn’t realize that vaginas had taste buds. MORE »

Update: Because I recently received hate mail for this page, I’m going to add some more of the dumbest Xanga answers I found to the already long list. Enjoy Fuckers!

I absolutely hate Xanga. It’s a blog site for all you bleeding heart fucks. You go there, sign up, and use shitty services to post things that shouldn’t be on the internet on the internet. No one wants to hear your rambling bullshit about how life sucks and how angry and/or sad you are at everyone except your “few best friends”. I have news for you: you have no friends. And if life sucks that much, kill yourself. People constantly say that their life sucks and that they’d rather be dead even though their situation is more than likely better than most. If it’s that bad, grow a pair and kill yourself. You’ll be doing me a favor because I’m sick of hearing all this bitch ass cock barf about how a guy/girl broke your heart. Fuck that. Get over it you pussy. If you don’t have the balls to kill yourself (and most people don’t because they suck), then life isn’t that bad and you simply need to re-evaluate it and stop your incessant bitching. No one wants to hear it. MORE »