FOX sucks hard. Whenever I turn on a TV in my house, I always have the misfortune of passing FOX as I’m looking for something as awesome as me to watch. On a good day, 11/12 of a day’s worth of FOX is worse than having a railroad spike pounded through your scrotum. There are only three shows worth watching on FOX at this point in time, and one of those shows is getting taken off FOX at the end of the season. If I have to explain which three shows those are, go kill yourself. I hate you. There are a myriad of reasons not to watch FOX, but instead of going through every single one, I’m just going through the ones I despise the most. MORE »

How about instead of having foreign countries pay their debts to America, we just pay Bono in millions of album sales?!

I’ve had a problem with Bono for quite sometime. He’s always come off as a hippy son-of-a-bitch. Well now he has yet another title to add to his name… MORE »