17 January 2005 - 0:00White Noise is an uncohesive suckfest.
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Rigolega (rig uh 'lay guh): The supreme example of greatness, perhaps God's greatest creation. If you have an opinion contrary to mine, sit on a glass dick.
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» Pat-a-palooza 2007.
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Very rarely do I listen to any music after about 1750 and call it awesome. There are a few bands nowadays that I like, and they rule. But there is one man in particular that needs to be mentioned and his name is Victor Wooten.

Victor Wooten
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There were a lot of terrible things that happened in 2004 and some good things that happened. I’m going to give out just a few of the Rigolega awards for a few things I deem to be either awesome or shit. Sit back, relax, and agree or you are wrong. MORE »
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Contrary to saying I don’t respect Paris in any way shape or form in my last installment, that is the one thing I can say I like about Paris Hilton. One day, she’ll die, and I’ll laugh. She’s a snooty bitch. How people can look up to or admire her is beyond my super human comprehension. All I need is one gun, one bullet. She thinks she’s hot shit. She’s shit all right. Her and her crappy porno. I’ve seen better sex in an ape house. MORE »
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