If you’ve ever been to a movie theater, mall or any other public place infested with whiny assholes who have nothing else better to do than bitch and moan, you’ve probably heard the phrase, “I’m a non-conformist” more than once. It’s a phrase that’s used as much as it is stupid. It’s a personal favorite of the “Do the Dew X-treme skateboard, I’m different you aren’t etc.” bullshit era. “I’m a non-conformist,”"I’m not part of the mainstream,” and “I’m anti-[state cause/belief here],” are inherently stupid statements used by inherently stupid teenagers as they fumble for a way to stand out in the crowd. Face it, you’re just another insignificant fuck no matter how different you think you are. MORE »

Here’s the deal: vampires suck major ass. So do people who whine and bitch about how much their lives suck and decide it’s OK for them to do as they please because their life sucks. No, you’re just a whiny ass. So when you cross the two, what do you get? Ta da! You get Vampire Freaks. More like Vampire oh-shit-this-must-be-what-it’s-like-to-get-skull-fucked Dumbasses. Seriously, Vampire Freaks is like a rebel Xanga, except replace rebel with rip-off because it does more sucking than rebelling. Why would you rip-off Xanga? Vampire Freaks is like SARS: it thinks it’s as bad as it’s cousin, AIDS, but in reality it’s just a little bitch compared to the disease AIDS is. So, SARS is to AIDS as Vampire Freaks is to Xanga. It’s sad. All it is is Xanga with a black background and a different name. “Oh but that’s all you are Rigolega lolololol!” No. I am the best, end of story. Vampire Freaks is trash. MORE »