25 March 2006 - 0:00You’re not important, you’re an obnoxious dick.

Here’s a riddle for everyone: what’s obnoxious, stupid and apparently so important that it has to talk on a cell phone while it drives its stupid Hummer in the fucking city? Give up? That’s the definition of the biggest asshole in the world. Here’s another riddle: what’s well-groomed, well-mannered and allegedly has a penis? Not sure? The answer is every guy who uses skin care lotions and shaves with “moisturizing” shaving cream. I’ve got another one for all you winners out there, and by winners I mean scum sucking fuck sticks. What’s worse than an asshole who soups up his car despite the fact that it’s a hunk of shit and even though he never has the opportunity to race it? Correct, an asshole who soups up his car despite the fact that it’s a hunk of shit and will never be used to race AND plays his shitty music with the bass so high up that it makes a jackhammer sound like a fucking vibrator. People do some really stupid things, but lately I’ve noticed three things that people have done to piss me off more than anything. It’s all part of their “I’m important, notice me” attitiude. So I’ve decided to take the liberty to say this: you’re not important, you’re an obnoxious dick. Here are just a few reasons why I’ve decided to create a page encompassing the biggest assholes out there. MORE »