11 February 2007 - 0:00Horses can’t read, porn stars can’t die.

Seriously, what the fuck? I take a six month break and suddenly horses can read and porn stars matter? This one’s been a while in the making, but it’s about time Rigolega put this all into perspective.

First off, Barbaro died. If you found yourself asking “Who’s Barbaro?” my sentiment exactly. Barbaro was the horse that was supposed to win the Triple Crown but instead fell down and broke its leg like a dumbass during the Preakness. Normally, I would have looked upon it with indifference, figuring now I’d be able to go out and buy some decent glue to patch up the gashes I get from killing grizzlies for meat. MORE »