8 May 2008 - 0:00“I’m not using my dick right now, you wanna use that?”

If there’s one thing I can’t stand more than self-entitlement, it’s self-entitlement articulated in whining and bitching. Combine it with the shrill pitch of a woman’s voice and the temptation to cunt punt ovaries out of the bitch’s mouth becomes too overwhelming to suppress.

I was sitting around admiring my nuts and watching some friends play Mario Kart for the Wii the other day when a couple of girls walked into the room. After the initial rise in humidity due to the combination of my presence and college pussy in the same room, one of the girls asked one of my buddies to borrow his car so she could go shopping. Initially, he said no and with good reason. MORE »