23 October 2008 - 23:23Love Pink

You ever notice those pants girls wear with the words on the ass?

I have. You bet I have. And it’s a great way to classify the family of women (Hasusvaginaus) into a select genus: Attentionus-whoreti. Wearing these pants says “Put dick here” and “This is the most refined thing you will ever gather having contact with me.” You can determine quickly and more efficiently that she talks out of her ass with one pair of pants with a word on them than you could talking to her for a life time.

These pants are supposed to grab attention and direct your focus to a girl’s ass. Any woman who says she wears them for any other reason is a gigantic fucking liar who will poke holes in your condoms if you have enough money for her to take after you marry her out of wedlock. There are no exceptions. Any woman that wears them does so because she wants you to look. To silently ogle. To take aim and fire. End of story. MORE »