7 March 2009 - 2:40Go See Watchmen

Over the past few months, I’d heard nothing but good things about Watchmen. From what I’d heard, it’s touted as one of the greatest comic book adaptations of all time by greasy-faced, wedgie-burned, mattress-fucking nerdlingers Internet-wide. Naturally, my first reaction was to avoid it like a screaming baby that shat spiders and puked AIDS. Shit, I won’t see Slumdog Millionaire based on the fact that everyone who’s hip in their little social circle liked it. That, and because I hate Indians, game shows and Indians who are on game shows. MORE »