20 January 2010 - 3:51I hate conservatives, but I really fucking hate liberals.

While I was browsing the web for a seven inch long, fifteen inch wide butt plug, I stumbled across something that I figured would probably end up just as shitty when it was all said and done: a news story. The story was about some girl who twat (or tweeted or whatever the past tense of tweet is) , “can we go on a jew killing spree soon? i need to release some anger and jews are always a worthy target.” Apparently this story is picking up a huge amount of steam in the national media as an example of hatred and terrorism gone viral and how social networking sites promote hatred and stereotypes and how young people are doing this because they don’t understand the First Amendment.

Fuck. That. Bullshit.

I understand that people are worried about threats of terrorism, mass murders and racial and ethnic profiling because people tend to be a bunch of fucking pussies who don’t know how to differentiate a real threat from an empty one. But this tweet is so obviously a joke that I can’t believe anyone in his right mind, who has a life and who doesn’t need to champion a cause for a historical punching bag to feel good about himself could possibly take this as anything other than a joke, let alone a legitimate threat. But one has to stand in awe of those people who, anytime something even slightly insensitive or discomforting is brought up, take to their white stallions and come galloping to the rescue of people who don’t need help; one has to stand in awe of the liberal activist.

Every time a joke or empty threat is made with contentious words, phrases or tones towards another person, the liberal activist gets his panties all in a bundle and extrapolates an otherwise nonevent into a national fucking crisis. Remember when President Obama said his bowling skills “were like Special Olympics or something” and everyone lost their fucking minds about how insensitive he was? And how he was expected to apologize and had some R-tard challenge him to a bowling match to prove his worth? The very fact that all of this shit happened is primarily because liberal activists truly believe people can’t think for themselves, can’t stick up for themselves and can’t take a joke. That’s all it was, a joke. Perhaps in poor taste for people who can’t laugh at the harmless expense of others, but a joke nonetheless.

Because I know morons read this site, let me be clear: this isn’t to say that that I think people should go around calling people with mental disabilities retards, or black people niggers, or Jews kikes, or [insert group of people] [insert derogatory name for said people] with gusto. But neither should these words be restricted at all costs. If the context of a joke, story or discussion warrants such a word, people shouldn’t be afraid to use it.  Besides, overusing “offensive” words is self defeating because if the people who identify so deeply with the groups you’re offending that they take to violence at the mere mention of a word that, in the grand scheme of things, means nothing more than the context in which it is used don’t kick the shit out of you, the liberal activists will.

Speaking of context, perhaps the biggest problem I have with this is that there is no context for this girl’s tweet. All we know is that some girl tweeted a bad joke about killing Jews. Personally, I don’t know that there is a context in which this girl’s tweet can be taken which would make it funny. But that’s not because killing Jews is inherently unfunny; it’s because it was a woman trying to make a joke. I really can’t see a context in which a woman could make a joke about anything that’s funny.

Joking aside, the very fact that there is some college girl in the middle of Bumblefuck, Missouri making a bad joke about killing Jews would make most people think, “Well, this is probably a very dumb girl who doesn’t know how to tell jokes. But she isn’t going to go out and do anything like that.” Unless, of course, those people are liberal activists, in which case the instance of a dumb girl making a bad joke turns into hatred and terrorism gone viral, a threat on the fabric of society and, coming soon to a journalism outlet near you, the thought that people in America are still racist and ethnically stereotype. What a fucking shock.  Liberals really are that arrogant. They think they can change the world for the better by telling people what they can and cannot say. Well I say fuck that. Just because you say there’s no way talking about killing Jews can be funny doesn’t make it so.

“How can you say that Rigolega? In what context is killing Jews funny?” Jesus Christ walks into a hotel and hands the innkeeper three nails and he asks, “Can you put me up for the night?” Funny joke about killing a Jew right there.

There is no reason why this should be a news story. The only reason it is is because liberals are so far up their own ass with political correctness that they can’t differentiate a bad joke from a real threat to Jews.

“Well it’s not just her, this is a widespread problem with people making derogatory jokes on social networking sites.” And? Just because you people were too fucking dense to notice people were making derogatory jokes before social networking made it simple to see into the lives of exhibitionist idiots doesn’t mean it wasn’t fucking happening.  The only reason liberals get so appalled at the fact that racism and derogatory jokes still exist in America is because they really think that by scaring people into thinking using certain words can bring about terrorism based solely on their existence (instead of on the crazy people who take offense and act upon their craziness by say, blowing up a building) that the problem should just go away. The reason they still exist is simple: people are racist (mostly), the jokes are funny (sometimes) or a combination of both (The South).

Perhaps the most mind boggling thing about this whole ordeal is what some asshole attorney named Brian Cuban had to say about it in this clip (at 3:41).

I think that students…have such a misperception[sic] and lack of conception of what the First Amendment really means…Because they think that [insert pretentious lecture tone here] ‘We have free speech in the United States and that means I can say whatever I want about whoever I want as long as I’m not breaking the law. And they do. And [realizing he just voided any argument about kids not understanding the First Amendment because that actually is how the First Amendment works], you know, exercise some responsibility. Grow up.

Fuck you. With no hint of irony, this taint drip is telling college kids be responsible about using language while he blows a Twitter post into a criminal offense. I’ll tell you what Brian, the minute you act like a responsible adult by understanding the difference between a bad joke some dumb girl twat on Twitter and real criminal speech is the minute we’ll all “grow up.” You’re a fucking attorney at law for Christ’s sake, and you’re not sure how the First Amendment works? What fucking reasonable person is going to see any sort of clear and present danger with a college girl’s kill the Jews post on Twitter? And how sore are your feet from chasing ambulances day in and day out?

Should people be making jokes about killing Jews? Probably not, unless it’s really funny. Is what this girl did wrong? No. She had no intention to kill Jews, doesn’t hate people for being Jews and shouldn’t have to apologize for a bad joke she made. She’s not an entertainer, she’s not a comedian, she’s a college girl who made a bad joke, pissed off a bunch of liberals who can’t take a joke about anything ever and caved into their demands to do as they said. Were any right minded Jews really offended or threatened by her tweet? If there were, I bet there’s a killing to be made for doctors who remove bugs from asses.

To quote Matt Stone, “I hate conservatives, but I really fucking hate liberals.” In short, fuck liberals and their pussy mindset.

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